1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Stuff about this tumblr:


This is a safe space. For EVERYONE. I will give respect to everybody here, and if you interact with this blog, you will do the same.

I understand that respecting people can be difficult, but everyone has a reason for their actions. However ridiculous, respect should be given as a baseline.

This blog, however, does not reflect my real-life opinions. I am very biased in terms of opinions towards many things.

Update: This blog now reflects certain aspects of my real-life opinions. I will still hold basic common decency in this blog but just know that I have attempted to understand the perspectives of others and have concluded that most times than not, they are stupid.

On to some more lighthearted things: I like art, I love chaos, and I will post random things sometimes. I invite you to giggle with me.

Oh, and also.

I like grapes :D


I ain’t about to disclose my age but you better treat everybody online as someone who deserves the respect and space and minors deserve.

Currently at war with beloved mutual.

Pinned Post pinned post might expand on this later if I have the need to do so
the-haiku-bot
moonfableflor

how many cats do you have???

0 (blasphemous)

1 :3

2 :3 :3

3! :3 :3 :3

4!! :3 :3 :3 :3

5!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

More than 5!!!! (I love you)

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

tomthefanboy

catboy website is also the "cat allergy" website and the "too poor for pet care" website

theconstellarium

3 cats! The cinnamon roll, who was abandoned as a kitten in another state and my aunt's coworker took him in, then my aunt told my mom, then my mom took him in, then for several reasons we did a complicated cat swap and we wound up with him:

image

Then there's Ham Hock or Bullet Bill, who we adopted from the humane society after our eldest passed away. I didn't want to take him home at first because he looked so much like eldest cat who had just passed, but he won me over with loads of affection & has not changed since then:

image

And lastly Rat Weasel or the demon, who only has one (1) brain cell. We adopted her from the humane society only a few days after Mr. Ham Hock. She went from exceedingly shy & scared to rolling all over, purring, and drooling on us within a few minutes in a room together. She also hasn't changed since then.

image


***names used aren't their real names, but nicknames we use frequently for them

the-haiku-bot

***names used aren’t their

real names, but nicknames we use

frequently for them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

flurty
flurty

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm yearning for a partner, a friend, or something to fill in the hole left by others. Commitment to someone is scary because every time I have, they always end up leaving while I stay. Sticking my feet in one place and standing firm has been my plan, but it appears resolve doesn't infect others. Or maybe I just misunderstand what this attraction is. I have never fallen in love, I have stepped down the stairs: that's to say that I simply choose to return romantic love whenever I decide it's worth another try, another go. What is it that I feel, what is it that I don't? What am I missing, what do I desire?

no-schedule-crepescule

personally my solution with this has just been finding someone who I could simply develop a natural, organic relationship with, one where no society labels are placed upon the relationship so we don’t have to feel like we need to live up to any standards, we simply are. With this, the relationship can be fluid, it can shift, maybe one day I’m feeling more romantic and the next, purely platonic, and that’s entirely fine. I hope you can find someone like this. To hell with social stereotypes of relationships, who was the person that decided such a beautiful and complex thing such as human attraction and love could be categorized and sorted anyway.